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    Sunday, November 5th, 2006
    3:18 am
    God in heaven, I haven't used livejournal in months. They are trying their best to replicate the Myspace experience with the new interface, though. I, for one, think that's a step in the wrong direction.
    Sunday, February 12th, 2006
    12:15 pm
    In a way, I feel I shouldn't give it back, just so she has a reason to keep talking to me.
    Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
    1:07 am
    Stom-ache
     Is near-constant, blinding stomach pain anytime you eat food a good sign?
    Sunday, January 29th, 2006
    8:28 pm
    Perhaps...
     I frankly did not expect to feel so used and degraded. Perhaps I am a woman.
    3:46 pm
    If my roommate doesn't quiet down while he's fucking, I swear to Christ I'm going to record the shit and make it available for download. That way you can all share in my pain, or alternatively, listen to people fucking.
    Saturday, January 28th, 2006
    5:34 pm
    Finally.
     If anyone's interested, you can now listen to anything I've ever recorded over at techpeace.
    12:44 pm
    It's not the fucking Pentagon!
    Thursday, January 26th, 2006
    12:17 am
    Although the chances that anyone is actually reading this are quite slim... more songs coming. Here. Tomorrow.
    Thursday, December 29th, 2005
    7:01 am
    Alright, alright... I've found something else to rail against.

    Smileys. I hate 'em. There, I said it.
    Monday, December 12th, 2005
    6:05 pm
    30,000
     At a press conference today in Philadelphia, Bush decided to field questions. First time out of the gate, he gets slammed with "How many Iraqis would you say have died as a result of the war?"

    Bush's answer? "30,000, more or less."

    This got me thinking. I could've sworn that 30,000 was a number I'd heard in reference to El Dillhole Grandioso before. And I was right.

    What follows is a brief list.

    http://www.blogsforbush.com/mt/archives/006119.html

    "[Rep. Kingston] was just informed by President Bush that 30,000 new businesses have started in Iraq since the liberation..."

    http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2005/11/30000-in-azerbaijan-march-for.html

    30,000 in Azerbaijan March for Democracy, Call on Bush

    http://www.democrats.com/node/6933

    The GW Bush Economy is Fantastic, GM to layoff 30,000

    http://www.socialistworker.co.uk/article.php?article_id=7857

    A march of 30,000 people confronted George Bush when he went to South Korea to attend the Economic Leaders’ Meeting of the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation Community (APEC).

    http://delong.typepad.com/sdj/2005/05/warren_buffett__1.html

    Bush's ranch includes 30,000 acres of land

    http://www.keystonepolitics.com/Article335.html

    More than 30,000 supporters showed up in Hershey to cheer on President Bush yesterday.

    http://www.truthout.org/docs_04/120204Y.shtml

    Here in America, over 30,000 reports of electoral irregularities, combined with deeply disturbing reports of the ease with which electronic vote tallies can be tampered with, have led to little more than silence from the mainstream media and the national political establishment.

    http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/07/22_lies.html

    “U.S. intelligence indicates that Saddam Hussein
    had upwards of 30,000 munitions capable
    of delivering chemical agents.”

    State of the Union Address – 1/28/2003

    http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/12/07/051207224136.k98uzmpd.html

    Bush said the United States had helped conduct 3,000 school renovation projects, train 30,000 teachers, distribute more than eight million textbooks, rebuild irrigation infrastructure to help some 400,000 Iraqis, and improve drinking water for more than three million Iraqis.

    http://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/stories/2004/10/11/daily48.html

    30,000 show up at BOB for Bush Rally, local business owners show support

    http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Nov2005/20051119_3390.html

    ...we return home only 30,000 of the 160,000 non-Mexican illegal immigrants we caught coming through our Southwest border.

    http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/10/20051018-2.html

    Today, Bush said, some 30,000 U.S. personnel are in Korea to defend against North Korean communist aggression; consequently, South Korea has grown free and prosperous.

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-11-30-bush-speech-cover-story_x.htm

    The strategy document distributed by the White House with Bush's speech cited several measures of economic progress in the country. It said more than 30,000 new businesses have opened, the country's economy is growing and per-capita economic output is up to nearly $1,000 per person per year.

    This list is by no means exhaustive. Just Google "Bush 30,000" and you'll see what I mean.

    The actual number of Iraqi fatalities, by the way, is 72,439 according to unknownnews.net. Not that anyone's (really) counting.
    Monday, November 7th, 2005
    4:01 am
    Yeah...
     ...I guess I didn't get to hear that part of the story. And I quite frankly don't feel like listening to the rest of it.
    Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
    5:58 am
    NEW! NEW!
     Squeezed this one out last night. It's still steaming... mmmm, sniff it.

    The Hat Makes the Dictator - I Hope All's Well
    2:39 am
    New...
     ...music. Here. Soon.
    Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
    4:56 pm
    It comes around, it comes around...
     Some people are absolutely horrible!!!
    Saturday, September 17th, 2005
    5:44 am
    I met a man in a bar.
    He told me that he was going to write a book
    outlining various methods he himself had discovered
    to convince women with particular
    psychological disorders to sleep with you.

    The book was going to be alphabetized by disorder,
    complete with "those weird letter cut-out-thingies they have
    on the side of dictionaries."
    After all, speed is key
    when it comes to convincing women to sleep with you.

    But his book would only be a reference, he said.
    The real art was determining each girls weakness,
    her particular vulnerability.
    I mean, after all, you don't want to go confusing your common Fear of Abandonment
    with a mere Searching for a Father Figure, now do you? The psychology is crucial!
    But you're a college boy, you can probably take a class in that,
    or something.

    So say you run into a girl, and you spot that she's got a case of the Confuses Sex with Love, right?
    Well, you hop right on that gravy train, turn to page 42,
    and you tell her that you love her that fucking night! And that's not even the easiest
    case!

    That guy was fucking brilliant.
    He was in talks with the guys at Maxim.
    Thought that he might get it published,
    or something.
    Sunday, September 11th, 2005
    2:45 pm
    That's right...
     On Friday, someone I had never met before told me that they got some booty to one of my songs. That's right: someone had sex while listening to one of my songs.

    That's quite possibly the greatest thing, ever.
    Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
    8:09 am
    Happy early B-day, bruddah.
     I don't have your email, so hopefully, you'll see this.

    Nothing gets by

    It's an early-birthdaypresent-song.
    Monday, July 11th, 2005
    6:20 am
    What else?
     I've volunteered to pick up Aaron at the bus station later today, so rather than sleep, I think I'll stay up all night.

    Ya know, masturbating.

    A few things:

    -When I move back to Austin, I will be waving bye-bye to the ladies for a time. It's not that I need to buckle down (which I do), but it's just for the best. Any future candidates will be carefully screened by a panel of experts for any potential crazitude.

    -When I move back to Austin, I will be waving hello to marijuana.

    -When I move back to Austin, I will start referring to my penis as "il torre," rather than Vlad the Impaler. This will be a reference to the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which tilts at exactly the same angle as my penis. This fact becomes doubly astounding when it is revealed that I was born in Pisa!

    -If your feet could defecate, would you call it footstool?
    Friday, June 10th, 2005
    4:19 am
    It's me, bitches.

    A friend of mine found me fascinatingly beautiful enough to paint a portrait. Behold.
    Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
    2:51 am
    Fuck off.
     You ain't gettin' shit.
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